| Heavily influenced by Folklore?
Hey guys, this is my story tell me what you think:
It starts out with a goblin taking a break from patrolling, and he excitedly prepares his sweet goblin pipe for a quick smoke. Then he hears a cracking noise out in the forest. He convinces himself that it's the Watchman's Ghost which comes out every Hallow's Eve to steal his pipe tobacco.
He lights an arrow on fire and sends it into the forest and waits. He's posotive that it was a sure shot and that it penetrated the heart of that evil old ghost.
Pretty soon the whole forest is on fire and he knows he's going to get in trouble. So he takes off all his clothes, throws them in the fire, and then runs back into his Goblin Camp screaming "THE GHOULY GOT ME! IT WAS THE GHOULIE!"
all the other Goblins pick him up and throw him into the fire, because he's a liar and that's what happens when you're bad at lying.
So, what do you think? Good?
They know he lied because he's always lying and they were fed up with it.
Like this one time he was tasked with making a sandwich but all he had was rat meat. So he spiced it up with Kobold Pepper and served it, but he told everyone it was dog meat and they ended up loving it.
Later they found the rat bones and figured out that he tricked them, so they sent him to work in the Goblin Coal Mines for 8 years where he got lung cancer, and was stabbed by another inmate.
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