| are you a phony senior citizen?
I am concerned that a lot of people in the senior citizen section are fakes. To qualify as a real senior citizen you must answer yes to atleast five of these questions:
1) Do you remember the second world war (i will accept alive for the war. i know how bad memory can be)?
2) Do you own a zimmer frame?
3) Have you ever said, "why dont you come and visit anymore?"
4) Do you think the youth of today use terrible language, are intimidating, disrespectful etc?
5) Do you have a stair climber chair?
6) You arent worried about having grey hair but you are worried about not having any?
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