[The Professor]

...health really cure most patients? Ok. I will do it. Yes I will. I will reveal the secret of healing most problems. This does not mean all problems but most of the problems people seek help for. First of all in order for you to get relief you have to understand that you have to believe in the treatment or methodology. But that is easier said than done. A person must be hypnotized into getting well. It is kind of like a spell. Witches do not cast spells they WEAVE spells. You must construct a reality for the person that wants to get better. You cannot just say to them "Think yourself well". The mind must be tricked. One way to do it is to create a logical system to them. Like homeopathy. You create certain laws and mechanisms in an elaborate fashion. Each concept builds more of a building in the persons mind. You have hundreds of remidies and all kinds of rules. You create explainations for everything. Each concept is a link in the chain in the hypnotic process. Yes a person must be hypnotized into full faith. Now the same thing happens many times in traditional medicine. Medicine has very high credibility with the public. This credibility spell has been woven for generations. The patient comes in. The doctor is in his white coat. He listens to their heart and looks in their ears. Maybe does an EKG. And then the sacrament is produces. The blue pills. The patient takes the blue pills and they are better very soon. If the small blue pills do not work right away the bigger red pills are prescribed and then they work. It has been speculated that most ailments are self resolving. The spell aids in the resolution process. No for me I realize the concept of spells and choose to willfully put myself under a spell to feel good. I prefer the upper cervical chiropractic spell. In this spell you believe that all diseases are caused by the atlas vertebra in you spine being out of alignment. You go to the atlas chiropractor and they take specific laser aligned x rays of your atlas and show you through math how the atlas is out of place. Then they do other tests to show you how you are sick from it. This reinforces the spell. Then they give a very specific adjustment and show you it is back in place. I feel beeter and almsot any problem I have goes away quickly. It is a most excellent spell. Once you know how your atlas goes out you just go in when you feel bad and in a minute they fix you. For me it is the most expedient spell. Not a bunch of homeopathics or medicine and days of waiting. There are oother spells like the colonic spells. You convince yourself that you are dirty inside and it is making you toxic and toxins cause all problems. It will work too. It is not my idea of a good spell. Too much work and time. Now do not get me wrong. There are disorders. Very serious problems that spells may not work on and usually do not. I would not claim that a spell would work for rabies or AIDs for example. But for most complaints that mankind is beset with a spell works just fine. And traditional medicine casts spells every day despite their breakthroughs in horrible diseases. So everyone should pick their witch and allow themselves to be hypnotized by the spell. It is how the mind works. What do you think of spells?