| Me, my wife, and my son, (his age - 35 -) and his family were coming out of a Chinese restaurant after "stuffing ourselves. We were in a silly mood, and my son & I (we're both pretty big) were playing "belly bump" right outside on the sidewalk. His oldest girl, (13 yoa & very small,) decided she wanted to play, too. She yelled at me, "Look out papaw, here I come." I braced myself and prepared to catch her at the same time. She gave an upward jump, thrust her belly forward, and missed. She caugh me right in the groin with her knee, and thought it was funny, and that I was just playing with her, when I collapsed to the sidewalk and doubled into the fetal position. |