| Seriously, I need help with my bff; he thinks he's a zombie?
step 1: invite him over to dinner.step 2: prepare his food with a sprinkling of pufferfish poison. VERY IMPORTANT that you don't mix up your dishes. however it is important to serve the same dish for both of you so he can't say he wants your food or some unexpected glitch like that.step 3: after he has fallen unconscious, carry him to the nearest graveyard. bury him alive. After a few hours, dig him up again. he will not remember anything.These are the steps you take to make someone into a zombie. If you do them on a zombie it turns them back into a person. Best wishes!
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