[PapaMcCain0615]

Okay, first you have to distract the Priestess, offer her a MaiTai without the umbrella. As she stares at it confused, lay a line of Morton Salt around her. This will trap her Juju inside. Now get your bff out of the room, out of her sight and thus immediate control. At this point you are going to need the proper equipment: a rattle snake's rattle (a child's rattle or a BB in a bucket will also work), a large white chicken (female preferred, but a picture or the word "large white chicken" written on a piece of paper will do) and a full jar of mayonnaise.Step one: shake the rattleStep two: kiss the chicken's hind end (blow,smooch...gets the feathers out of the way)Step three: Start filling his pants, in front with the mayonnaise, one spatula at a time.If this doesn't bring him out of it, go back and tell the priestess you'll release her if she's naked. (might as well have some fun at least) Once she's naked, tell her it's just salt, she can step over it any time she wants.