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Offer her some water after she shows off her plow skills on the wheat field. Compliment her on her non-gypsy ancestry, and maybe buy her a VHS VCR for the holidays if there is a secret Santa program in effect where you both work. Refrain from telling her any Polack jokes. Offer her some Jordache blue jeans or some other outdated US clothing brand, that stuff is still red hot and en vouge in eastern Europe.
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