If demons exist, why aren't they mentioned anywhere in biology or zoology?

[gatorboymike]

Yes, show me a zoo where I can go and see a demon face-to-face. Show me a news broadcast featuring someone who was physically harmed by a demon and caught it on video. Show me the remains of a dead demon, fossilized or not. Show me the results of testing pharmaceutical products on demons. Show me a biologist who can explain what parts of the world demons live in, what they eat, how they reproduce, etc. Show me signs that they exist in the wild, such as their habitats, droppings, etc. Show me a redneck farmer who's seen demons terrorizing his livestock. Show me a report from the Department of Interior on the ecological impact demons have. Show me a hippie conservation group who is worried that commercial development is threatening demons' habitats. Show me a little boy or girl who had a demon follow them home one day and asked their mom if they could keep him.

If you cannot do any of these things, you admit by default that demons do not exist.