Whats the best and quickest way of getting cancer and dying from it ASAP ?

[sosgez]

This time last week I had a cheese sandwich. It made me throw up bile for 12 hours so thats out!
My neighbour and friend died of pancreatic cancer 4 weeks ago, but it took well over 6 months.
Ek - my point exactly - seeing someone dying over months, many of them in denial. Endless transfusions, 2ndry effects, painkillers than dont work. Then theres the family that doesnt care. I've had at least 10 family and friends die from it in 45 years.

[wantila]

Not a good question, there is probably not many folk on YA that have not themselves or a family member suffered this awfull disease.
Not a thing you would ever want or should joke about.