| Senior Citizens? 3 women, 2 younger & 1 Senior Citizen were sitting in a sauna naked suddenly there was a beeping sound, the young woman pressed her forearm & the beep stopped.
The others looked at her questioningly. That was my pager she said I have a microchip under the skin of my forearm.
A few minutes later a phone rang. The 2nd woman lifted her palm to her ear when she finished she explained "hat was my mobile phone I have a microchipin my hand.
The older women felt very low-tech Not to be outdone she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna & went to the bathroom she returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end. The others raised their eyebrows and stare at her. The older woman finally said "Well will you look at that... I'm getting a fax |