weird dream interpretation?

[lama-assassinator3240]

i dreamt that i was in a bar and the bartender was a panda that thought it was a schizophrenic robot. there, a pirate took me to a hypnotist in a weird castle where on the inside was like outer space and to go around in it, you had to drive around in a jeep. then, i was back in the castle and went into a room where i found a huge statue of a man throwing a spear. there was a door somewhere and i went through it and found myself talking to a confused guy. i rode on a penguins back to the center of a forest and there was a giant tree there that people lived in (instead of a tree house, it was a chess set). then midgets attacked the village (they were eating people whole). and me and the survivors went to some island. there were ten hills and on those hills were ten castles. cherries lived in those castles, so we had to live in the forest. i snuck away to a labyrinth with a girl at the top of a tower at night and a magician asked her out. she said no.i am confused! i woke up saying wtf.
it was definately a cool dream though.
and by the way, the girl that i went to the labyrinth with could be a girl i have a crush on. and i've been reading a lot about taoism, hermeticism, gnosticism, and religions like those.

[xamaliaisgone]

Very interesting. Copy it into this site:
http://www.bored.com/freakydreams/

It will tell you about some key elements.
Besides that, what can I say? You should have done the girl.