Geology trip T-shirt slogans - recommendations?

[maficboy]

Just wondering if you folks have any geology related slogans that you enjoy. I have a trip with students ranging age from 18 to 55. I thought about getting some shirts for them. Either vote for your favorite or come up with something yourself.
I have the following:


"I really should get a real major"

Geologists do it under heavy pressure and intense pressure for
millions of years.

I'd like to spelunk in your subduction zone.

Gettin' Our Rocks Off '2008

Geologists do it under heavy pressure and intense
pressure for millions of years.

Getting stoned never felt so sedimentary.

Pitching tents. Checking out each others stones. Spelunking. Interested?

Geology is rockin' like Dokken.

I took Rocks for Jocks and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

Subduction leads to orogeny

Geology: Can you dig it?

Geology: We get to study dykes, knockers, and cleavage.

We rock?

Geologists do it on the rocks.

G-SPOT (make up what it means)

Trilobite Me
Thanks to all! Hopefully there will be more.

[KDSA]

Geology: We get to study dykes, knockers, and cleavage.
LOL...