A detailed analysis of each nation's economics...?

[akfortyseven]

> TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS*
> You have two cows.
> You sell one and buy a bull.
> Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
> You retire on the income.
>
> *INDIAN ECONOMICS *
> You have two cows.
> You worship them.
>
> * PAKISTAN ECONOMICS*
> You don't have any cows.
> You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
> You ask the US for financial aid,
> China for military aid,
> Britain for warplanes,
> Italy for machines,
> Germany for technology,
> France for submarines,
> Switzerland for loans,
> Russia for drugs and
> Japan for equipment.
> You buy the cows with all this and claim of
> exploitation by the world
>
> *AMERICAN ECONOMICS*
> You have two cows.
> You sell one and force the other to produce the milk
> of four cows.
> You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
> You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally
> that nation will
> be a danger to mankind.
> You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.
>
> * FRENCH ECONOMICS *
> You have two cows.
> You go on
> *SWISS ECONOMICS *
> You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
> You charge others for storing them.
>
> *JAPANESE ECONOMICS*
> You have two cows.
> You re-design them so that they are one-tenth the size
> of an ordinary
> cow and produce twenty times the milk.
> You then create cute cartoon cow images called
> Cowkimon and market them
> worldwide.
>
> *CHINESE ECONOMICS *
> You have two cows.
> You have 300 people milking them.
> You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone
> reporting the actual numbers.
>
> *RUSSIAN ECONOMICS*
> You have two cows.
> You count them and learn you have five cows.
> You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
> You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
> You give up counting and open another bottle of Vodka