Work Etiquette...skid marks on the office toilette?

[CunningLinguist]

If you have just taken a no2 and you leave skidders behind, what do you do so that you dont spend so much time in there cleaning the toilett so that people think what the hell is he doing?Also there is a scrubber thing in there but what do you do with it once you have scrubbed the crap off the loo, surely you cant just put it back coz there is still excrement still on the brush!Sick question but i would like to know your thoughts on not only this but farting and other work related taboos!*Excuse the toilette, i have been speaking French all day at work. I mean Toilet*Sometime you hope when you flush it will wash it away, but sometimes it doesnt and you cant use tp to clean it coz then you would be flushing twice and everyone will here you have a problem lol!LMAO! I just remembered the other week, i went in and someone else had left skidders but i knew who it was, this lil tiny girl, what do i do then coz i dont wanna clean it, but i have to coz the next person in will think its me! LMAO!

[NiceGirlWanderingD]

hahahahaha lol well i think the best thing to do is try your best to clean it up and make it smell nice as if you walked into a minging toilet i don't think you would be too happy!Hope I Helped

[Whoknows8470]

Just use a bit clump or loo paper anfd quickly wipe it away and then spray some freashener. Only i personally wouldnt be doing that it work anyway- cant ya hold it in?

[Bastardchild]

yes, those scrubber things are really quite gross.you could scrub the skid-marks off, then re-flush the toilet (ou, s'il vous plait - le toilette) and hold the brush in the flow to clean it.

[tucker0887]

They should make something disposable for that that you can flush with it.

[sexysal]

haha u have brightened my day and made me giggle with this!so thanks

[Purpletriangle]

You poor thing, thats very embarassing for you, but flush the brush when you have scrubbed to loo to clean it.

[GorGeous_Girl3811]

nice one !! thank god someone cares that they dont leave the toilet in a crap way - literallyi HATE when people do that and leave things as they are and not care about the next personanyway i would suggest you put a few tissues so that it sits on the water before you start..... and hopefully that will avoid skidders.....

[snorky998]

Line the loo with bog roll before you take a dump - after all, you aint paying for it, and the longer you are in there the less time you spend at your desk. Who cares what people think you are doing? If anyone goes in after you they should be able to work it out for themselves anyway....The bog roll trick should stop the skid marks. However, if you do get a rogue one, you can use the bog brush, then just tap it on the side while it is still the water to get rid of the tiny amount.....it certainly won't have excrement all over it unless of course, you are an elephant. As for other work related taboo's - never, ever own up to a fart, never ever even TRUST a fart, and never photo copy your bum, as it leaves tell tale greasy bum print marks on the glass.

[TangieH]

Here is a suggestion that will stop the skid marks. Eat more fiber and your poo will not be sticky so that it will do that. Really. Having poo like that is a sign of internal problems that need to be taken care of and an indicator of a poor diet. Eat better and the problem will stop from the inside out.