What are the etiquette requirements for a exorcism?

[tawaen, In a Handbasket]

My roommate has been acting weird lately.

Should I just lock him in his room and wait for it to pass, or should I hose him down with holy water? Advice?

:-P

[Pangel - against bigotry]

there is your first mistake
not a hose darling ... sprinkle the water
don't waste water

[goldleader272000]

lol! I want to know also....

[Not Sophia, srsly]

You need an old priest and a young priest,

and a bucket of Lysol & a mop might be a good idea.

[Safi]

Lock him in his room and glue crosses to the door until the Priest (Exorcist) arrives.

[HCElder]

I really think you should have asked this in the etiquette section....

but since you didn't, I would say ignore it until he acts out against you. Then he is fair game. But do the exorcism in his room so when things get messy only his stuff gets ruined.

[Glee, rainy day thoughts]

Always send a fruit basket. It will either snap them out of it, or you can hit them in the head with a pineapple and run.

[glitterkittyy]

Hide the porn and hohos.

[Maurog]

A wooden stake through the heart cures 100% cases of demonic possession.