why are my neighbors ruining my life and family?

[carolinejess]

i am a very very attractive and beautiful woman.i am happily married and i have a 13 year old son.i am a very very beautiful woman,when i walk into a room,men stare at me and think things about me.recently,my son was playing in the front yard.my neighbors were blasting their stereo,my son was so distraught by their music,he put a rock in his mouth and started choking.i was in the house selling oxycontin to a friend of mine.luckily,my son did not choke to death.my neighbors also have a dog that comes in my yard and releives himself,my son stepped in some dog crap and he began to cry,my son has been in therapy because of that traumatic event.2 days ago,a cop drove by my house,my son saw this and he flushed my stash of marijuana in the toilet.because my neighbors called the police,my son is now paranoid and delusional.i am a very very beautiful woman.

[Nicole L]

Very funny... hahaha