My family in Christ- isn't it great how the bible has all the answers we'll ever...

[jojo]

...need?
I'd also like to welcome all the poor pitifull atheists who have come to us wise christians looking for answers! Welcome, you poor unsaved fools. Ask and ye' shall learn. The font of all knowledge is now open ! Lottery numbers? Got 'em. Spousal fidelity ? Got it. Child rearing? Got it all right here in my book of God's infallible word. Computer giving you trouble? Well let's just sit right down here and see what Ezekiel has to say about that! Oh yes heathen infidels...I am here to enlighten you!! God's word beamed down from space through this Holy book, down my arms , through my fingers, and eventually blasting out of your monitor to hit you w/ a tsunami of divine guidance! No need to thank me- I was just the instrument of Gods will.

[Bigmouth Strikes Again]

hip hip hooray

[Mick - Deity of Mickism]

I'm saved! Praizejeebus!

[missmama]

More than wonderful.