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Old 03-28-2008, 11:01 PM
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First Aid For Playing Golf?

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.

'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?

He replied: 'It feels great, but I think my thumb's still broken.'
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Old 03-28-2008, 11:07 PM
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Too funny!
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Old 03-28-2008, 11:08 PM
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i think i wet my self....thats funny
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Old 03-28-2008, 11:10 PM
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Good one!! I loved it. Keep it up! Thanks!

Here's another little golf joke for you.

Tom teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he thought he could hit through. Taking out his 3-wood, he took another mighty swing; the ball hit a tree, bounced back, hit him in the forehead and killed him.
As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter saw him coming and asked, "Are you a good golfer",
To which the man replied, "Got here in two, didn't I?"
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Old 03-28-2008, 11:10 PM
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omg too funny
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Old 03-28-2008, 11:11 PM
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once again heres another star for you lol
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