How do i stay home from school tomorrow?

[Trevor H]

I have missed a lot of school this year because I'm always getting sick. but I'm pretty sick this week. I stayed home today but my mom sais I have to go to school tomorrow. I don't know how to convince her from staying home. I'm thinking of waking up at 2am and making a fake pile of barf and dumping it on my floor (i will clean it) and waking her up. or hiding in a ditch when the bus comes tomorrow. anh other ideas?

[socalmal]

You go to school and then go to the school nurse and wait to be sent home. They have to send you home if you're sick. Don't get up and don't leave their office until your parent picks you up. But don't go truant or you will get in trouble. You probably are sick and need help but avoiding school will not help you. Go about it the right way.

[emmsmileygrl]

in the morning, go up to her, say good morning, and then start gaging, run to the bathroom and make barf noises, an pour some water into the toilet so it sounds like you are throwing up(put the cup of water in the bathroom beforehand)

[Jordan P]

Or you could go to school and learn. If you miss too much school the social worker will come to your house. Those sick days start to add up.

[Azathoth]

I don't think you'd want to go for the fake barf. It's kind of hard to do and your mom would probably figure you out. It's near impossible to make the smell.

I would say hide in a ditch and say you missed the bus. Walk back to your house really slowly. If you can get your hands on some make-up, use some powder to make yourself look paler.

[Thrice Blessed]

Just go to school

[priya]

cut an onion into 2 . with one u apply it on ur fore head , arms , neck .ok! it will just make ur body hot rush to ur mom n say that u really not feeling well n make her touch ur forehead
that will do it always works for me . try it it wont fail