What was your most recent horseplay with children-related injury?

[Just Billy]

Typing as right eye begins to swell from a shot with a house slipper.

[Wandering]

now that's funny...I hope they kissed it all better!

[annarimy]

well wasnt really horse play i suppose...kids woke me up at 2 am after they rearranged all the furniture and let me stumble around in the dark because they took all the light bulbs out. The worst part was I couldnt find them to even yell at them...and I could hear little giggles and snickers everytime I stubbed a toe or ran into a wall to get to a light switch...little evil doers

[Papaw]

Me, my wife, and my son, (his age - 35 -) and his family were coming out of a Chinese restaurant after "stuffing ourselves. We were in a silly mood, and my son & I (we're both pretty big) were playing "belly bump" right outside on the sidewalk. His oldest girl, (13 yoa & very small,) decided she wanted to play, too. She yelled at me, "Look out papaw, here I come." I braced myself and prepared to catch her at the same time. She gave an upward jump, thrust her belly forward, and missed. She caugh me right in the groin with her knee, and thought it was funny, and that I was just playing with her, when I collapsed to the sidewalk and doubled into the fetal position.

[Nick]

i punched my son in the face the other day and broke my finger.

[GEM'S FEELING NAUGHTY!]

Playing on a pogo stick...
and
My youngest attempted to jump on it with me....
We both went flying.....
and
I landed on my right elbow...
That was last August...
and
it still acts up at times....
Peace.