Drinking Injuries?

[Will Ben Rayn]

Hit me with your worst UDI !
I woke up sunday morning with a gash down the side of my arm about 2 inches long, apparently i was talking to a mighty fine looking gal after getting off at my bus stop with my mate when, as we were walking i side stepped some dog S*** and stacked it over a wall cutting my arm in the process and also treading in the stuff! Needless to say, i didn't get lucky lol

Beat that for 10 points!

[Towlie]

went to USA J1 visa. 4th of july get in a fight with latino gang, all 3 of us got multipal fractures to jaws, wired shut only liquid threw a straw for three months, dumb drunken Irish lol

[James]

Got so drunk that first I accepted a stupid bet involving a cigarette, my hand and 5 minutes of pain, then walking back in rain, I jumped on a box which was blowing around in wind only to discover it was a base of a bed on wheels. Flew backwards and broke my wrist in 3 places, carried on drinking round a mates till wrist swelled to size of my head (ish) then spent 4 hours in casualty having hand tugged by 6 foot male nurse until all the bones were roughly back in place so it could be set. Still have metal pins (Like tent pegs) in the wrist and a rather tasteful circular 1 inch scar on hand from cigarette burn 3 years later

[skinnyribcage]

i ran for a bus,,,tripped on the plastic thing they seal boxes with.,,smashed my left elbow onto a concrete bollard.,..had a shattered elbow and still have the metal pin in it! lol

[the almighty ooom]

i got soooooo drunk i staggerd home and blew chunkz on my carpet






























chunkz is my dog