Strange but True Insurance Claims?

[Michael]

"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment." "I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way"

"The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind."

"I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought."

"The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."

"I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the hood. I realised the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket."

Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?
A: Travelled by bus?

"I started to turn and it was at this point I noticed a camel and an elephant tethered at the verge. This distraction caused me to lose concentration and hit a bollard."
All true, supplied by insurance companies, you would be surprised how many of them are Australian.