What laws would I be breaking if I invented a death catapult funeral service in...

[Tim L]

...the UK? I am thinking of starting a death catapult service in the uk for funerals. essentially pre death you sign up to be laoded (possibly naked) into a large catapult and flung into the sea. Your relatives are rpesent and there is a big screen showing your final jouney (you have a camera attached to your head).

You can choose music (Rocket man - Elton John, Its raining men - Various etc).

I am also considering (if the deceased opts in to the service) that people could shoot at you as you are flung out to sea.

Obviously we would weight the body so it sank when it hit the water - We don't want it washing back up on shore.

I have secured the url www.deathcatapult.com - I just need to know if it is legal.

Please indicate in your answers if you would consider using a service like this for you or your relatives.