Interesting laws...?

[TigerLover313]

1.) Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

2.) Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

3.) Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

4.) Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

5.) Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.

6.) Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee

7.) Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

8.) Theater Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

9.) Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10.)Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.