Why is it that about 75% of the girls I hook up with for casual fun turn out to

[Bene Esse]

be married to marines? What is it with the marines wives? First they are married and then they are so common on pickup lines that its almost impossible not to end up screwing one. Often they don't tell you until you have your jocks around your wiast and you see the family picture. Isn't there like some support group to stop these women spreading their legs? Seriously, I'll do whatever comes along but like last month 14 out of the 19 girls I had one night stands with were marines wives - why do they do this?
I don't specifically seek these girls out btw. I'm not overtly concerned if married or not - that's their problem - but wow, the number of them that are marines wives is staggering - unless they are making excuses why the guy in the pic is not there.

[Tony B]

Because dudes in the armed services are lame are their wives know this.

[Loreen B]

maybe you are a marine wives magnet