Atheists, Do Atheists know that there are Christian lawyers that would help you

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with your divorce? I received a Christian phone book today. I mention it here in another YARS question of mine:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnXskIMEgSvW8qYeRHn7qsXsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid =20080313111924AAmWfec

Would this help you become Christian? What about Christian pest control or Christian restaurants?

I am not a Christian by a long shot but I might in my very very old age consider using one of these Christian dentists for some Christian-Style cosmetic dentistry.

IDK, I actually hope I don't need it.


What do you think?
Sweet Morey, dear, I am simply making a joke.
I'm scared because everyone posting thus far thinks I am being sincere.

Why would a Christian lawyer promote divorce. That is part of the irony I thought for sure you would see.

I now know that I need to include this:

<<<<THIS IS A JOKE>>>>
Xrina, I like any and all jokes. The jokes I laugh the most at are the jokes about me because they are always true.

I'm not suggesting I am an idiot, my friends see my idiosynchrasies.

I am not so insecure that I take things personally or as a threat or dangerous assault. I don't fear or become offended at what people say.

I just don't - but I used to when I was in my teens.
((Oldernwiser, be my bff))