My 2 favorite jokes?

[Mommyof42741]

These are 2 of my favorite jokes!?A Greek man and an Italian man are arguing over who provided the world with the most important things. The Greek man brought up Mythology and the Olympics. The Italian man countered with the Colosseum and the Sistine Chapel. Finally the Greek man says "well... WE gave the world sex" The Italian man says "Yes...but WE introduced it to women"An old couple go to the doctors office because the man needs a physical. The doctor says "OK sir, I am going to need a urine sample, a stool sample and a semen sample." The old man who is hard of hearing says "What did you say Sonny". His wife yells in his ear "HE SAYS HE NEEDS YOUR UNDERWEAR!!!"

[Rukaya]

the one about the old couple is disgusting

[Chocolatekiss]

haha the 2nd joke is gross but funny haha =]

[Hecsan88]

First one was lame, second one was ok.

[CLM7474]

LOL! Funny! :-)

[Beauty6472]

ok, i actually don't find those very funny, rather disgusting...........

[Ambera]

they are ok

[hippiejamaicangirl85]

kudos on both of them!you rockk foo!

[amaze7651]

excellentvery funny ..... loved it .....gave me a good laugh.....good job.....keep up the good ones