Im bored and a little tired but gotta wait for paint to dry , someone make me laugh?

[Ben C]

Not bad not bad , gotta smile , im in Uk , Norfolk to be precise
If only that were true cowgirl , liking your thinking tho
Fuzzy nuggets made me laugh , pmsl

[i'm a tree hugger]

chuck norris can divide by zero
chuck norris can speak braille
chuck norris invented water
chuck norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries

[observer]

the letters in woman hitler spell mother in law
Seymoure Buttwaddle
and for my homemade bunch (i know their bad but....oh well!)
If Jesus is king of the Jews, are Pastors kings of the pews?
What does a mathmatical mermaid wear? An Algeabra!!!!
oo heee heee hooo hooo, me funny!!!

[I?Cole]

fuzzy nuggets!!!!

[Polo]

Two women at the supermarket checkout.....

One says to the other "How can you tell if a man's single or not?"

The other one says "Ah, that's easy. Watch!"

They waited for a while and a man came along with one ready meal, one bar of chocolate and one can of coke. She said "You're single, aren't you?"

He said "Yes, how did you know that?"

She replied "Because you're an ugly b*****d!"

[Polo]

Two women at the supermarket checkout.....

One says to the other "How can you tell if a man's single or not?"

The other one says "Ah, that's easy. Watch!"

They waited for a while and a man came along with one ready meal, one bar of chocolate and one can of coke. She said "You're single, aren't you?"

He said "Yes, how did you know that?"

She replied "Because you're an ugly b*****d!"