What is the funniest violation that you have received in YA philosophy section?

[Mountain Dweller]

This is mine:
Question: How could Collins submarine computerization have not run into problems, unless it 1/ had the ability to give..

Question Details: frank and fearless advice, 2/ had the ability to build in layers of protection to protect the project ?

Deleted Answer: I must not answer "ditto" to the answer above or the yahoo answers crack team of monitors will charge me 10 points because they are a bunch of humorless, simple-minded fools that couldn't understand a joke if it bite them in the A*s. Therefore, the Collins project suffered from problems because the people working on it were simple-minded government fools much like the people who monitor yahoo answers.

Violation Reason:Not a Question or Answer

I found this funny since the YA minitors don't seem to realize that the Collins submarine questions, in the philosophy section, are a joke. They are posted by someone who is slightly, if not more, off his rocker.
Of course, it is also funny since I talk about the YA team of minitors. Anyways, please state your funniest violation. Was it fair? Should it be listed a violation? Do you think it comes down to the minitors not understanding philosophy? Or being to simple minded?

[EGB]

It's an automated system that deletes any question that's reported a set number of times. Y!A moderators don't see your question unless you appeal the violation.

[Morpheus]

When a question of mine was taken down for using the word, "vulgar."

Come to think of it, that would be funny if they took this question down for poor grammar and spelling.

[HIPPIE SNOWSHOE]

I lost one of my accounts in the food section when I asked: "What's an average cooked chicken weigh after it's de-boned?". Someone reported it as unsuitable language for children. These violations are generated automatically via programing. Some kid emailed me about an experiment they and a bunch of their pals did. They set up a dummy account and asked a normal question then five or six of them reported it. The account was suspended. It's programed into this whole format that's why so many people keep their sites private now.

[Yaoi Shonen-ai]

I told a YA friend "I love you, man!" but it was not an answer to his question, so I was deleted. It wasn't him who reported me.