What's difference between male and female poetry?

[kateestheone]

A WOMAN'S POEM:


Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.


A MAN'S POEM:


I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a crap.
OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!! GET OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S JUST A FREAKIN JOKE!!!!!!!!! Thanks Jessica for not being a drama queen.

[Jessica S]

SO friggen true

[The Plastic Flamingo]

Not funny. Just stupid and retarded.

[Raindrops on rooftops.]

Not all men are like that, and not all women are like that.

So quit being sexist.

[stupidman]

hahahahaha, funny for a joke.
sad for otherwise...

[azehriad]

this is gay