Poetry help?! URGENT!?

[Mirza M]

Hello there! I am not very artistic and stuck doing my HW...Here's a poem, but I need a similar poem....any suggestion, topics, or even whole poems are welcomed....thanx!

Semantics
by John E. Donovan

Call a woman a kitten, but never a cat;
You can call her a mouse, cannot call her a rat;
Call a woman a chicken, but never a hen;
Or you surely will not be her caller again.

You can call her a duck, cannot call her a goose;
You can call her a deer, but never a moose;
You can call her a lamb but never a sheep;
Economic she lives, but you can't call her cheap.

You can say she's a vision, can't say she's a sight;
And no woman's skinny, she's slender and slight.
If she should burn you up, say she sets you afire,
And you'll always be welcome, you tricky old liar.