What are your favorite lies that each Democrats and Republicans say about the other?

[SteveA8]

Unlike a previous thread, I am giving equal billing to both. After all, we want to be fair and balanced, not just take pot shots at the Liberals.

Here are some of my favorites

There were never any WMDs in Iraq

President Bush Masterminded the attack on the twin towers on 9/11.

There is no liberal bias in the media.

[Jimmy]

Democrats are not socialist.

[Slightly Dark Francis]

NEVER WMDs? Nah, of course not. There were...but not when they were used as an excuse for war. And there's a good case to suggest America was involved in supplying Iraq with the vehicles to use them.

Bush-9/11? Total poop. One of the lamest conspiracy theories ever, and that's saying something.

Liberal bias? I'm too tired for that little mess.

My favourites are that all liberals are socialists, all conservatives are fascists, and Obama is the antichrist.

[Buck Farack]

"Democrats are going to raise your taxes."
"Republicans are going to eat your babies."

Oh wait, the second one is true.

[Midin]

" No new taxes"
" I am not a crook"