Best religion to join to increase clientele?

[Fat Frank]

I need help picking the right religion. It should be one of those close-knit types where they do most their business with other members of their organization. I'll consider cults too (like Mormon or Scientology) .

I do spa related work like pedicures and manicures. So, most of my clients will be gay males or women. So, it can't be one of those religions that treat women like dogs since I doubt they would be allowed to pamper themselves.

Thanks