I´m trying to teach my Xenomorph to pray, but....?

Espresso Kid · #1 (**permalink**) 02-28-2008, 10:03 PM

He keeps getting distracted by the kids in the kindergarten outside my window. How can I get him to focus?

To me there are two options: 1) let him loose in the kindergarten and let it out of his system. or 2) tell his mom.

Oh yeah - if you could pray for him as well, it would be swell.

Fireball226 · #2 (**permalink**) 02-28-2008, 10:04 PM

who is this?? keep working on it

Lucid Interrogator · #3 (**permalink**) 02-28-2008, 10:04 PM

I'm having hot, steamy sex with his mother right now, so option 2 is right out. Better let him loose on the kids.

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