I'm a teacher, i just found out that tommorow the school I teach at is going to do

[Robyn]

drug testing on staff.. I have no chance of passing. What should i do? I'm panicking. I've taught French their for years.

[Chris]

As a fellow teacher I'd say you have 2 options:
1. call in sick
2. start looking into another profession

I'm sure your administrators won't be shocked.

[John W]

i suggest that you feed your boredom with something other than lies, that way if you need help people just may help you, now stop being sad and silly and tell us what the real problem is. While you are at it check out your spelling.

[Swishswishswish]

1 - call in sick?
2 - waterload. drink as much water as possible to flush out your system (but eat a few bananas for potassium to make sure you don't dilute your system)
3 - are you really a teacher? i'd imagine a teacher would know the difference between 'there' and 'their'.
4 - what kind of teacher does drugs??
5 - use someone else's urine.

[jessibear524]

I would suggest to resign before testing because it will be on your records.

[RayeKaye]

If you really taught French, you'd have a better grasp of English and would have used the correct spelling of "their" and "tomorrow".

Or...maybe you are just too stoned to spell correctly?

[old lady]

You could quit kidding around because no teacher I know of spells 'tomorrow' the way you did, or uses 'their' for 'there'.
Sounds like you need to pay attention to your English homework.......

[Sra M]

First, I have to say that you would have to know that using drugs might put your career in jeopardy.

A couple of ideas. Do you have a good relationship with your principal or dean? Do you teach in a public school and are you in the teachers' union? If so, you might contact them for advice. Check your contract to see what consequences you might be facing.

You could be honest with your principal - stressing that you understand you made a HUGE mistake and will NEVER do it again, and (hopefully) you can say honestly that you never did any kind of drug while you were in charge of kids.

I hope this is helpful. Good luck.

[Blobofgoo]

well at that point you are busted. Resign before the drug test so it doesn't ruin your record.

[Hebrew Scared]

refuse and file a lawsuit.