Can you help me develop some interesting new courses to teach?

[wow_bill]

I was thinking about starting a new career as a college professor. To attract students, give me the title to a class and briefly describe what will be taught. (This is not serious - it's just for fun, so get creative!)
Remedial Ex-presidential Grammar

This course is designified to improvificate speechanating techniques. Prerequisite - 8 years as leader of the free world.
Advanced Ob Language

Obif yobou coban robead thobis, yobou mabay wobant tobo cobonsobidober obanobothober obeasobier clobass whobere oball thobe probettoby cobo-obeds obactobuoballoby shobow obup.
Currency Hedging 201

Well, ...this class might be about ...oh, say, ...that is, maybe... we could study ...stuff like money, or, that is to say, ..."means of exchange" ...which may, ...or may not, be called "money" ...that is "money" in the classical sense ...perhaps ...if you want to.