why won't you atheists stop teaching our children things like...?

[tylerdurden714]

PHOTOSYNTHESIS!

gen 1:11 (third day)
11 Then God said, "Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds." And it was so.

gen 1:14-15 (fourth day)
14 And God said, "Let there be lights in the expanse of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark seasons and days and years, 15 and let them be lights in the expanse of the sky to give light on the earth." And it was so.

god made plants FIRST then he made the LIGHT!
god don need no photosynthesis!

DUH!!!!

why won't you allow the teaching of alternate theories????

BOOYA!

the little known ELEVENTH COMMANDMENT:
and god spake unto moses, "thou shall doth verily unto me sayeth nothing of the accursed CHLOROPHYLL. my word is born. peace out.", and god went to the deli on the corner to get a meatball hoagie. and it was good.
i just love the people that thought i was serious! thanks for the comments!
to the biblios who said god created light on the first day: gen 1:3-5 does indeed mention god creating light on the first day. apparently it didn't take because just a few lines later he gets a do-over.
or hey, maybe it's due to the two contradictory creation accounts?

and on the seventh day god rested and worked on his light creation spell for he had fed it after midnight and gotten it wet. never a good thing.

to all the nailbiters who are waiting with bated breath........ i am indeed an atheist. who won the pool?