Boss keeps sneaking candy from my desk drawer. What can I safely do to teach him...

[onecharliecat]

...a lesson? Are there any victims out there, or any good recipes to safely teach him a lesson. I read ex-lax is dangerous. Ideas?

[rwolsker]

If you don't want to share, keep them in your purse or attache, not your desk. I wouldn't try to teach him a lesson. I don't see that doing you any thing good.

[Mark]

Remove the candy and put in a picture of a hand giving the finger with a caption "Stay the hell away from my candy"

Oh.....and get your resume finished first.......lol

[Jennifer F]

I don't know how far you want to go with it...laxatives are a bit much, and he may not even realize it's the candy that made him "go" so much anyway. Is there a gag-gift store in your area? There's a store up the road from me called Confetti...they've got candy you can buy that tastes Horrible, although it's attractively wrapped. They also have these little door/drawer alarms that go off when people open them. My mom bought my kids a couple that they could attach to their bedroom doors for fun...your boss would really draw attention to himself with that, and that might make him never touch your drawer again! Also, something that squirts water out when the drawer is opened. There are so many possibilities if you go to a gag-gift store...check one out, and good luck!

[yellow/ pinky]

put a lock on the drawer if its possable, if not then, open something up at home, leave it out for a couple of days, let the dust and dirt get on it, then move it carefully into the drawer!! ahah have fun =]

[TX2step]

Get a little alarm that goes off when someone opens your desk! That's better than doing something to the candy to make him sick. I've seen some advertised lately ...... or pack the drawer with those paper "snakes" that fly out when someone opens the drawer.....

[annienyc_1120]

Ex-lax will get you fired. Search online for pepper candy....there was a company that made chocolates with cayenne pepper in them...that would teach him.

[Jessica D]

1) Take the candy out of the wrapper. Lick one side and stick cat hair on it. Put it back in the wrapper.

2) Put a couple drops of Visine in the wrapper with the candy

3) Put a tampon and a couple of pads next to the candy in the drawer (clean of course)

4) Put the candy in a locked box

5) Put a note next to the candy that says " A** Candy". It will make him wonder.

6) Get those candies that have bugs in them and keep them in the drawer for a while