What in the world would you do if you were sitting in class and your 50 year...

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...old male teacher was teaching...? geometry. All of a sudden the lights go out and it is pitch dark. Then a bright spotlight hits the blackboard and a stage slides out from the wall. Mr. Greg (that's his name) jumps on stage and rips his clothes off, and is wearing tight leather shorts and some chains and he starts gyrating all over the place singing 'Im the Queen Of The Night" by Whitney Houston. The thing is they just called a code blue drill on the loud speaker, so the doors are locked and no one could see in the classroom. My question being, would you pop some popcorn and watch the show, or do something more drastic?