Haiku time! You know haiku? It doesn't have to be 5-7-5 as may teach; so let's

[cafegroundzero]

share, if you please? May I? loon gurgles.
river vast
quick silver.


Please, I would like some honest criticism of what is wrong with that haiku.

Trolls, hit me with your best shot. I'm ready for ya!

oh well.
since I've got space,
eye will add

a treat for you,
my cyber friends, roamin'
& country folk.

listen, y'all
& ye shall here a tale:
senryu city.

sittin kinda pretty
satin little kitten:
full of cat nip

pon my word
said mama cat, purrrrrring:
my kittens so healthy!

Easter Kitty
gonna come
to a porch by you

to bring the good news
kit kats acrobats
cats on prozac

ANZAC
heart attack
brat pack singers.

hummm dingers,
ladies fingers,
corporal klingers

tryin to get
out of service
make wah no moh

muhfuh, ya ain't got nuttin'
said george costanza
in a huff

enough
said
let's break bread.

[caddy]

Your Haiku is wrong
Seven, five, and five
This is a Haiku.

In my first Haiku
I spoke of syllabels, yes
In the middle line

Forgive my spelling
I cannot spell syllables
I am quite sorry

I hope you much liked
My constructive Haikus
I hope they helped you