Will you teach me how to speak American?

[Jackjack]

Like, um, what are some, like, uh, good words for like, yelling? So that I, like, don't sound like Colonel Klink from, um, "Hogan's Heroes?"
Shiz yo.
English is my native language. I mean American slang-type stuff. B/c I live in New York now and sound ridiculously foreign.
Niki yeah I'd um like to shizzle fcuk! thank um Sacha.

[I Run With Scissors]

i call it english. but ok.

[NIKI mouse :)]

i can teach u indian...the language of love,peace and purity...

[Precious Gem]

Sounds like you already do speak American.
Now do you know how to speak English?

[i'm not me. i'm really u]

most ppl on here don't now
and it's English. ^_^
heehe, sure. u need to know the cuss words first

[Victoria V]

american isnt a language..........and americans speak many different languages

[shermynewstart]

Sure. We helped a Phillipino co-worker learn slang. We never thought how ridiculous some of our expressions were until she asked what they meant.

[aussiegirl_aka_shygirl]

It's like omg! You are like so already there!


Oh dear, now I need to go wash my mouth out!

[100% WRONG]

Lesson one- The New York Yankees suck.

[EasteR SundaY]

sure thing, it's easy once you know how...