Spanish Skit?! Translate please!?

[KitKat4817]

Plz help me translate this spanish skit! :Host: Hi my friends! Welcome to Midnight CafePauline: Ah yes! Thank you!Host: Right this way pleaseBrendon: Thank you. I like this place alotJon: Me too. It is very niceHost: Your server/ waitress will be here soonPauline: So, How are you Brendon and Jon?Jon: I am fine. Thank youBrendon: I am not fine. I have an exam tomorrow and i am very nervous! Pauline: Yes. that is terrible. Waitress: Hi! Sorry for the wait. What would you like to order?Jon: I would like the ______Brendon: Not me. I would like ______Pauline: Same for me please.Waitress: Ok/Yes. Please waitBrendon: The wairtress is very nicePauline & Jon: YesJon: So, What did you do today?Pauline: I went to the park with my sister. We rode bikesBrendon: I watched a move at the theater with my friendsJon: Fun! I ate to do homework and make dinnerWaitress: Here is your foodEveryone: Thank you!Jon: Yum! I like my food

[NiNi4914]

Host: Hi my friends! Welcome to Midnight Cafe.~~~Hola mis amigos! Bienvenidos a la cafe de medianoche.Pauline: Ah yes! Thank you!~~~Ah si! GraciasHost: Right this way please.~~~Esta manera por favorBrendon: Thank you. I like this place a lot~~~Gracias. Me gusta mucho este lugar.Jon:Me too. It is very nice.~~~ A mi tambien. Es muy simpactico.Host: Your server/waitress will be here soon~~~Sus camarero/a sera aqui prontoPauline: So, how are you Brendon and Jon?~~~Tan, como estan Brendon y JonJon: I am fine. Thank you~~~Soy bien. Gracias.Brendon: I am not fine. I have an exam tomorrow and I am very nervous.~~~No soy bien. Tengo un examin manana y soy muy nervioso.Pauline: Yes, that is terrible~~~Si, es terribleWaitress: Hi! Sorry for the wait. What would you like to order?~~~Hola! Arrepentido para la espera. Qué le hace quiere ordenarJon: I would like the ___~~~ Me gustaria elBrendon: Not me. I would like ___~~~A mi tampoco. Me gustaria Pauline: Same for me please.~~~Mismo para mÃ* por favorWaitress: Ok/Yes. Please wait.~~~Si. espere por favorBrendon: The waitress is very nice~~~La camarera es muy simpacticaPauline & Jon: Yes~~~SiJon: So, what did you do today?~~~AsÃ*, lo que le hizo hace hoyPauline: I went to the park with my sister. We rode bikes~~~fui a la parque con mi hermana. Cabalgamos bicicletasBrendon: I watched a movie at the theater with my friends~~~Miré un movimiento en el teatro con mis amigosJon: Fun! I hate to do homework and make dinner~~~¡Diversión! ComÃ* hacer la cena de deberes y marcaWaitress: Here is your food~~~Aqui es su comidaEveryone: Thank you~~~GraciasJon: Yum! I like my food.~~~Deliciosa. Me gusta mi comida.

[vilcho]

Very long for me!!! I am too lazy!!!

[jess7450]

Host: Hi my friends! Welcome to Midnight Cafehola mis amigos! bienvenidos al cafe de la media nochePauline: Ah yes! Thank you!ah si! gracias!Host: Right this way pleasepor este camino por favor Brendon: Thank you. I like this place alotgracias. me gusta mucho este lugarJon: Me too. It is very nicea mi tambien. esta muy lindoHost: Your server/ waitress will be here soonsu servidor/mesera estara aqui prontoPauline: So, How are you Brendon and Jon?entonces, como estan brandon y jon?Jon: I am fine. Thank youyo estoy bien. graciasBrendon: I am not fine. I have an exam tomorrow and i am very nervous! yo no estoy bien. tengo un examen mañana y estoy muy nerviosoPauline: Yes. that is terrible. si. eso es terribleWaitress: Hi! Sorry for the wait. What would you like to order?hols! perdon por la tardanza. que quisieran ordenar?Jon: I would like the ______yo quisiera el/la___Brendon: Not me. I would like ______yo no. yo quisieraPauline: Same for me please.lo mismo para mi por favorWaitress: Ok/Yes. Please waitok/si. por favor esperenBrendon: The wairtress is very nicela mesera es muy lindaPauline & Jon: YessiJon: So, What did you do today?entonces, que hicieron hoy?Pauline: I went to the park with my sister. We rode bikesyo fui al parque con mi hermana. nosotros anduvimos en bicicletaBrendon: I watched a move at the theater with my friendsyo vi (sorry is it a move or a movie?) en el teatro con mis amigosJon: Fun! I ate to do homework and make dinnerdivertido! yo (i ate to do hw?) e hice la cenaWaitress: Here is your foodaqui esta su comidaEveryone: Thank you!gracias!Jon: Yum! I like my foodyum! me gusta mi comida

[Ferdie]

Host: Hi my friends! Welcome to Midnight CafeAnfitrión: ¡Hola mis amigos! Bienvenidos al Midnight Café.Pauline: Ah yes! Thank you!Pauline: ¡Ah si! ¡Gracias!Host: Right this way pleaseAnfitrión: Por aquÃ* por favorBrendon: Thank you. I like this place alotBrendon: Gracias. Este lugar me gusta mucho.Jon: Me too. It is very niceJon: A mi también. Es muy agradable.Host: Your server/ waitress will be here soonAnfitrión: Su mesero estará con ustedes en un momento.Pauline: So, How are you Brendon and Jon?Pauline: Y, ¿Cómo están ustedes Brendon y Jon?Jon: I am fine. Thank youJon: Yo bien. Gracias. Brendon: I am not fine. I have an exam tomorrow and i am very nervous!Brendon: Yo no estoy bien. ¡Tengo un exámen mañana y estoy muy nervioso!Pauline: Yes. that is terrible.Pauline: ¿Si? Que terrible.Waitress: Hi! Sorry for the wait. What would you like to order?Mesera: ¡Hola! Disculpen la demora. ¿Qué van a ordenar?Jon: I would like the ______Jon: Yo quisiera la/el______Brendon: Not me. I would like ______Brendon: Yo no. Yo quisiera______Pauline: Same for me please.Pauline: Yo lo mismo por favor.Waitress: Ok/Yes. Please waitMesera: Muy bien. Permitanme por favor.Brendon: The wairtress is very niceBrendon: La mesera es muy agradable.Pauline & Jon: YesPauline y Jon: SÃ*.Jon: So, What did you do today?Jon: Y, ¿Qué hicieron hoy?Pauline: I went to the park with my sister. We rode bikesPauline: Yo fui al parque con mi hermana. Manejamos bicicleta.Brendon: I watched a move at the theater with my friendsBrendon: Yo vÃ* una pelÃ*cula en el cine con mis amigos.Jon: Fun! I ate to do homework and make dinnerJon: ¡Qué divertido! Yo tengo que hacer tarea y la cena.Waitress: Here is your foodMesera: Acá está su comida.Everyone: Thank you!Todos: ¡Gracias!Jon: Yum! I like my foodJon: ¡Que rico! Me gusta mi comida.