How do nuclear physicists act when they are drunk and hangin out with their

[P.S.]

homies or flirting w/ members of? the opposite sex?
Do they tell dirty jokes about quarks and subatomic particles? Do they try to calculate the radius of curvature of women's breasts and tell her that photons reflect off her eyes at a perfect wavelength?

I bet drunken history PhDs are interesting too, but that's another topic.

[Blue Sky]

Have you ever heard of Richard Feynman? He is famous for just going out with his bongo drums into a neighborhood bar and jamming with the locals.

Two scientists got smashed one night and came up with a proof that you couldn't bend an uncooked strand of spaghetti without it breaking into more than 3 pieces. Try it youself...

I knew 2 engineers that decided to have a beer bash and threw their empty cans behind the couch. I stopped over on a Sunday and the empty can pile was about 4 feet tall.

I knew another engineer who, when you stopped by, would clear his desk to mix drinks by just wiping his arm across it and knocking whatever he was working on all over the floor.

When I was in school for engineering, one semester I lived with 2 female engineer students - either one of which could drink me under the table.

[joe.finkle]

I had a friend whose father worked on the Manhattan project to build the first atomic bomb. He had the best stories. Here's one:
One night, a bunch of nuclear physicists, some of whom had Nobel prizes, were drinking and they argued about whether or not they could really know that the light in the refrigerator turns off when the door closes. So they opened the fridge and took everything out and place into that fridge one Nobel Laureate (I don't know which one). Sure enough, the light turned off.

Not really on point, but Carl Sagan used to live next door to a frat at Cornell. They invited him over for dinner one night to be neighborly. He responded by telling them his appearance fee. They had a bit of a feud after that, egging his house and such.

Einstein wasn't good with women. He fell in love with his wife partly because she was a talented physicist. They had dreams of working together. He was quite a bit more talented though. There marriage fell apart when he began to explain his theories to his cousin. He left his wife and married his cousin. (gross, huh)